Hey there! This is probably the shortest privacy policy you'll ever read, but we still made it funny because legal documents are usually about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Nothing. Nada. Zero. Zilch.
We're like that friend who never remembers your birthday – except in this case, it's by design! We don't collect, store, or even think about your personal data. Our app is as forgetful as a goldfish, and we're proud of it.
Well, this is awkward... We can't use what we don't collect. It's like trying to make a sandwich with an empty fridge.
We can't share what we don't have! Think of us as that person at a potluck who forgot to bring a dish – except we're doing it intentionally and it's actually a good thing.
Our data storage system consists of *checks notes* absolutely nothing. It's like our servers are practicing minimalism, but they're really, really good at it.
You have the right to:
If we ever decide to collect data (which is about as likely as finding a unicorn in your garage), we'll update this policy and let you know. But for now, we'll continue being blissfully ignorant about who you are.
If you have questions about all the data we're not collecting, feel free to reach out at privacy@brillig.org. We promise to read your email, even though we won't remember your email address!